Here is the List of Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts
#1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
#2. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
#3. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
#4. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
#5. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
#6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
#7. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
#8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
#9. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
#10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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