Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

Here is the List of Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts


 #1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

#2. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

#3. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

#4. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

#5. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

#6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

#7. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

#8. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

#9. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

#10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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